*What side of the heart do you draw first? The left side.
*Can you dive without plugging your nose? Yes I can. Grew up with a pool so it is a skill I’ll never lose.
*What color is your phone? Silver
*Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours? George W. Bush so I could beat the son of a bitch senseless the entire time.
*Where are you right now? In the office with the computer in my lap.
*How do you feel about carrots? I love carrots! Raw, cooked, braised with maple syrup. I mean they’re sugary enough, but the maple syrup just puts it over the edge.
*How many chairs at the dining room table? Four
*Who is the best Spice Girl? You mean there IS a best Spice Girl? I couldn’t even begin to evaluate such skanks.
*Do you know what time it is? 21:50EDT at the sound of the tone. Beeep!
*What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? Climb out the hatch and then up to the next nearest floor. Funny strory: The old Providence Police HQ had these really creaky old elevators. Anyone who knew anything stayed off the elevators on Fridays because if you got stuck in there nobody was coming to get you out until Monday morning.
*What’s your favorite kind of gum? Orange Bubblicious. I kid you not, this stuff is awesome.
*T or F: All is fair in love and war? Isn’t a damned thing fair about either. But I think the meaning is quite different in that statement.
*Do you use words that you don’t know the meaning to? No I don’t, but I do use words that send people running for their dictionary.
*Do you like to sleep? I do value a good nights sleep but as I get older that seems to happen less often than I’d like.
*Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings? I know Arizona for sure, is Indiana the other one?
*Do you know the song Sugar We’re Goin’ Down? Doesn’t ring a bell at all.
*Do you want a bright yellow ’06 mustang? That and a good police radio jammer along with a good stretch of open highway. Yes I’m a speed junkie.
*What’s something you’ve always wanted? To own an entire city block.
*Do you wear a lot of black? No I don’t. I used to but now I have a lot of blue things.
*Describe your hair. Dirty blonde going grey but curly (The gel holds it in a wave). Then of course there’s my pelt.
*Are you an adult? When I chose to be so, I can be an adult. Otherwise I can be just as childish as the rest of them.
*Who is/are your best friends? Mike, he’s the kind of friend that would be sitting next to me in the jail cell.
*Do you have a tan? Just a little bit on my arms and face.
*Are you a television addict? Used to be, now I’m a net addict. Just replaced one vice with another much to the chagrin of my cable company.
*Do you enjoy spending time with your mom? I would were she still alive.
*Are you a sugar freak? Yes I am. Thankfully I live in a place where I can indulge myself and I’m not talking about cheap sugar either.
*What is your favorite movie? Spies Like Us
*What’s your sign? Sagittarius and I exhibit all the classic traits associated with it.
*Where do you wish you were right now? Mars. Seriously I’d love to travel in space.
*Who did you copy this from? Uncle Polt’s Purple Palace.
*How do you know them? He’s a fellow gay guy who also has the same birthday as me.
*Would you have sex with them? Under the right circumstances, but I love Keyron far too much to stray like that.
*What brand of shirt are you wearing? A Claybrooke button down shirt with the sleeves rolled up.
*Have you ever smoked anything? Marijuana when I was a kid, from the age of 13 to 19. I only smoked from a bong but I’d really like to try vaporizing it.