1. Have you used put anything edible on (or in) your partner’s body and then eaten it?
Oh yes. Chocolate syrup. Whipped Cream, all easily edible but very messy.
2. Have you ever had an AIDS test due to reasonable suspicion or hyperactive imagination?
No I haven’t. Even when I was single I was very conscious of playing safe. Did get tested a few times with a negative result.
3. Have you ever fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
Maybe during mutual masturbation. But that’s about the extent.
4. Have you ever engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation while in a moving car? A car being driven by someone not engaged in the sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
While driving, yes I have. It’s a little dangerous though even if you are wearing a seat belt. You smack into something and say goodbye to junior.
The heaviest its ever gotten when someone else is driving is making out and heavy petting. I’m a little prudish in that respect.
5. Have you ever had sex so many times or for so long that one or both people involved runs dry?
Yes I have. Hell even by myself I once had a several hours marathon, I think I hit 11 and after that it was just shooting blanks but hell it felt good.
Bonus (as in optional): Name 5 things an unplanned (or planned) visitor would find in your bedroom?
The phone. It’s a 1972 vintage Western Electric 2702B in pink. The 2702B is the TouchTone Princess.
They’d also find my game of life device, my RGB mood light, my iPod, and lots of books.
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