What, you can’t even sign a bill that would provide funeral rights without saying you’re rather see it put to a vote by the general public? The public should never be allowed to vote on civil rights issues, contrary to your bigoted religious beliefs. Did you forget about the oath you took not once, but twice to honor the RI and Federal constitutions? Need I remind you that in RI it is Article 1, Section 2 and in the U.S. Consitution it’s the 14th Amendment. We are ALL EQUAL under the law.
An adaption of the Dr. Seuss “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch”. Just replaced all occurrences of “Mr. Grinch” with “Governor Carcieri”.
You’re a mean one, Governor Carcieri.
You really are a heel.
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
You’re as charming as an eel.
You’re a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You’re a monster, Governor Carcieri.
Your heart’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You’ve got garlic in your soul.
I wouldn’t touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You’re a vile one, Governor Carcieri.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crockodile.
You’re a foul one, Governor Carcieri.
You’re a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: “Stink. Stank. Stunk.”
You’re a rotter, Governor Carcieri.
You’re the king of sinful sots.
Your heart’s a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
And it actually fits the Governor too.
Sometimes you just have to apply the KISS principle and this was such a case. Why waste cognitive abilities when Dr. Seuss did it for us.
And the Providence Journal once again puts up a little poll asking if Carcieri should have vetoed the funeral bill.
Here are the results thus far. Only a few hundred people have voted.
Notice the one comment, “homosexuality is just wrong”. Would the bigot care to elaborate? If they could I almost believe they’d pull out inane religious arguments.