I believe I’ve solved my problems with UPS

it came to me when I bitched out the agent at the UPS depot, refused to identify myself or sign for the package.

One of the things I said to her was “What, do I have to paint the house number in big neon numbers so the driver can find the place?”

So I printed out an 8.5×11 sheet of paper that said:

“Attention UPS Driver”

“This is”

“My address”

And I tape it inside the window that faces where the driver pulls in to the business next door. And sure enough I’ve had THREE packages delivered by UPS without issue.

I guess they now know that I’m not fucking around. I expect the packages to be delivered.

But again, I had to go to what I consider extraordinary measure to get those packages delivered.

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