Tag: TMI Tuesday

Troppe informazioni Martedì Numero duecentotrenta Due (TMI #232)

1. If you could be a super hero or a super villain, which would you be and why?

Super Villain. It’s what some people ascribe to me anyhow, what with that my allegedly being a danger to women and all.

2. What’s your super alias?

The Misogynist (Are you sensing a theme here???)

3. Name a friend as your sidekick, tell us who they are.

The Imam – I figure they’re pretty misogynistic from the start so they work.

4. What’s your weakness(es)?

Idiots. I cannot resist toying with an idiot.

5. What’s your power(s)?

To see through mythical bovine effluvia to the real issue. And also the ability to piece together a puzzle like for example why the hateful comments come from ThePlanet IP addresses while other comments come from a Verizon FiOS account.

6. Does your costume have a cape? Do you wear a mask?

Cape, mask and horns. All in red. Remind you of anyone???

Bonus (optional): Give us some back story on your character: Where did they originate? Do they have a secret lair? Does anyone know their secret identity?

The character originated from comments I posted on Facebook about a local gay action groups video project. I simply stated what I gleaned from their email. It touched off a two week odyssey wherein I gave certain members enough rope with which to hang themselves and they have taken up that rope with glee.

The lair used to be secret until someone using a ThePlanet internet account started posting threats in the comments section of this blog. I note the cat has their tongue, oh wait, that’s because I blotted out the full range of ThePlanet IP addresses from commenting.

And yes they know my secret identity.

Perché ora sono presumibilmente conosciuto come un pericolo per le donne! Curley e Heather è una stronza vizioso!

TMI #229 – The Spring Edition

1. With warm weather on the horizon, what outdoor activity are you most looking forward to?

Not having to bundle up like Nanook of the fucking North to go for a walk.

2. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?

The odd bit of electronic devices. But other than that nothing truly unusual. But let me warn you, you have never experience pain until you’ve stepped on a 40 pin IC laying pins up and you’ve got nothing but socks on your feet. Ouch!

3. Daylight savings time was this month…what were you doing when you lost an hour?

Surfing the web.

4. What are some weird home remedies that you have tried to cure allergies or seasonal colds?

I’m a great believer in better living through chemistry so I’ll stick to the OTC medications.

5. If you could change the tune of the ice cream truck to any song, which would you change it to and why?

Shake Your Rump to the Funk by the Bar-Kays.

Or maybe Shake Your Groove Thing by Peaches and Herb

But then how about this:

Bonus (optional): What’s your craziest Spring Break memory? Explain.

Never did the spring break thing.

TMI #220 – Haven’t done one in awhile!

1. A relaxing vacation or an adventurous trip?

Depends. Sometimes I want the adventure, sometimes I want a hammock slung between two trees, a nice shade cover and temps around 75F, a good book nearby and good tunes playing on the iPod. That’s as close to heaven as you can possibly get.


2. Get a perfect nights sleep or have amazing sex?

If the sex is amazing I will sleep perfectly.

3. Be intimate with the lights on or off?

On or off, doesn’t matter. I have great tactile senses too. And you know what they say: What’s the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on but you can’t sleep with a hard on.

4. Your S/O be a terrible kisser who could always make you orgasm or an amazing kisser who could never make you orgasm?

I’d just have to nip off and shoot myself. But seriously, an amazing kisser would have me shooting for the moon.

5. Date someone much younger or much older than you?

I generally set the limit to +/- 10 years. For example, there are 8 years, 7 months, 7 days between Keyron and I. Of course when I was 18 I had no intention of doing it with an 8 year old, but a 28 year old was in the realm of the probable back then.

Bonus (as in optional): Which reality show would you be good at? Why?

Is there one where you can just sit there and kick the asses of TV executives who thought it was a good idea to push all this reality tv crap? If there was one for that I’d be perfect for the role. Why? Because I would make a very good ass kicker.

Troppe Informazioni Martedì Numero Centoottanta Uno (TMI #181)

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?

Yes I have. It went on for about a year before I finally got it through my own head that I was gay.

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?

I’m a cool customer. But then I can also be as brutally direct as a speeding car going towards a solid concrete wall.

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?

I’m more dominant but every once in a while it’s nice to flip it a bit.

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?

Hasn’t everyone? I’ll be honest, they’re not much fun. Now a foursome, the odds of finding someone you sexually click with is much higher.

5. When was the last time you had sex?

I’m going to pull a Bill Clinton here and refuse to answer this one until we define what constitutes sex.

6. Sex on the first date…good or bad?

Neither good or bad. But there is nothing like a test drive if you know what I’m saying.

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?

No, they’re pretty vanilla. They fall in line with pretty much every else. I don’t need to be tickled by the whole chicken, a feather will do. And you don’t need whips and chains. If you want to turn me on be good looking/cute and a good kisser.

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.

I like strong, thick features.

Troppe Informazioni Martedì numero uno e settanta per cento Nove (TMI #179)

1. Ever Googled a date, a potential date or an ex?

My dating life ended before Google even came about. In fact I think it ended right around the time Alta Vista came into being. However I have googled past dates to see what they’re up to.

2. Do you gossip?

Not really. I’ll certainly listen to gossip but there is just too much real information out there to be discovered than to pass on gossip.

3. How many people do you completely trust?

Just two. Keyron is one of them, and my friend Ky the other.

4. Have you ever had sex in car?

Yes as a matter of fact I have. Non moving though. I don’t trust myself to drive when in ecstasy.

5. What is your best flirting technique: innuendo, telling a dirty joke, talking about sex life, or physical contact?

I’d have to say talking about my sex life. But then I’ve been told I’m naturally flirty so I really don’t know what my technique happens to be.

Bonus (as in optional): How many times is the most you have ever had sex in a 24 hour period?

Eleven. Yes I know, I was a freak of nature when I was younger. Are we talking total number of discrete incidents, or total number of orgasms?

I was known for marathon sessions when I was in my early to late 20’s. Probably has lots to do with that testosterone that surges through an Italian-American guy.

Now playing: G.Q. – Disco Nights (Rock Freak)
via FoxyTunes

Troppe Informazioni Martedì numero Cento e Settanta Otto (TMI #178)

Didn’t I just do one of these? I’m time tripping a bit, as evidenced by the time stamp on this post.

1. Don’t tell us what it is, but do you have a sexual secret you have never told anyone?

Nope. No secrets here.

2. Do you have a nonsexual secret you have never told anyone?

You mean where did I bury the bodies? Nope.

3. Did you ever tell someone a secret only to have them spill it? What were the repercussions?

Nobody has ever done that. Sure my father had to tell the whole family I was gay but the reality of that was he actually did me a big favor by doing that.

But otherwise, nobody has ever ratted me out.

4. Did you ever spill a secret someone told you? What were the repercussions?

Never have, never will which makes answering the next question easy.

5. Tell us a secret someone told you, however along ago, that you’ve never told. (You can disguise name or details)

If I told you I’d have to shoot you.

Guess it means I’m the soul of discretion.

BTW, I note the TMI’s are hit or miss lately. I think it’s just running its course.

Troppe Informazioni Martedì numero e un centinaio di settantasette (TMI #177)

1. Are you pro-marriage? Why or why not?

I’m a little confused on this. When it says pro marriage I automatically translate that to marriage equality meaning gay people can marry other gay people.

I fully support marriage equality.

2. Have you ever invented or thought you invented a sexual position?

No, I’m more one to re-write the Bible as evidenced by a prior post than to re-write the Karma-Sutra.

3. Do you like to be tied up? Always or sometimes?

Occasionally. The loss of control is quite interesting.

4. Do you consider online cybering adultery?

No I do not. Flying fingers aren’t adultery.

5. Do you prefer masturbation over real sex?

They’re about equal in my view of things. But then for guys the ultimate goal is to pop a nut so either/or.

6. Do you want sex more times a day than your partner?

Nope. It happens when it happens.

7. Do you get offended when you partner openly flirts with others or are you okay with it?

I’ve never seen Keyron actively flirt with someone. But then I have a filter for that sort of thing so I probably have but just didn’t pay attention to it at the time.

8. Do you think you’re flirty by nature?

I can be. It’s worse when I’m drunk and part of the reason I stopped smoking weed when I was a teen.